Glitter in the Club

I have to preface this post by making a few short statements. The first comes from an expression I read while surfing profiles on myspace: I'm a Christian lady, but sometimes I get a little drunk. Sounds about right to me! I found myself "over-served" this week. I blame the bar really. Any who, this resulted in some serious shenanigans. Exhibit A, you'll see to the right is my newly tattooed foot. Apparently it's me and Noah. I had a point at the time, Lord knows. I like it a lot though! And FYI, I have gray and white paint all over my foot. It's not just ashy.

This brings me to Exhibit B: Glitter in the club. Above you'll find a photo of an unsuspecting patron of The Mustang Bar in Plano. I should say that Ant and I found ourselves in a club this weekend celebrating a great friend's 30th birthday. It was actually a lot of fun, I just haven't been to a club in a minute! Not only did I feel a little out of place but also kind of old and cranky. But I'm here to tell you people, that I have missed some fashion "must-haves" as far as appropriate club attire goes. My husband, I blame myself, is also a few bedazzled t-shirts and and a scarf away from acceptable club decorum. Is it just me or did Ed Hardy throw up all over everyone in Dallas? Never in one place have I seen so many rhinestones and glitter on grown men. I mean this is just my humble opinion and everything, but geez if you're getting dressed and you've managed to put on true religion jeans, a rhinestone, bedazzled, lion roaring, skull & cross bones, heart with wings, Ed Hardy t-shirt, a metallic glittered belt, sunglasses, two rings, a watch, a diamond bracelet and a scarf, you may be doing too much. Am I wrong??? Ant and I have an inside joke about him not having enough accessories, but I learned this weekend that he is sorely under accessorized for Dallas. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed myself I did- but not because I was up dancing and being over-served, but because I had a prime seat on the balcony for people watching and judgement passing. I wish I could have videotaped my people Saturday night. WOW!

Any who, that was a highlight of my weekend. Ant and I don't have a free weekend for a date night until the 25th of next month, but what I'm planning is gonna be a doozey! That leads me into my last and final point: Ladies, take some extra time to love on your lover this week! Whether it's your husband, boyfriend or any significant other take the time to do or say something really nice for them. If it's that kind of week, and you just can't find it in you to do anything, then just say a quick prayer for them. We all have those weeks. I say this because I was out this weekend, and I saw some DESPERATE ladies. I mean desperate women, and I was so thankful that not only was I with the best looking, most wonderful man in the room (in my humble opinion) but I also got to go him with him. I wouldn't trade that for being the single-let it ALL hang out- ladies that I saw this weekend. Just a thought for the week if you're looking to have some "adult activities" time. I digress.

Until next time, it's just another day in the life.

P.S. If you're ordering from Wendy's at lunch or Starbuck's in the morning- know what you want. It's not like it's your first time. Same menu people, geez.