My apologizes people! The holidays came, the pregnancy came, Ant's 30th birthday came, the exhausted, sick, constipation and overall beat down feeling came and I fell off the blog!!! But I'm back and I fear I have many many things to say.
So we're pregnant again, and I couldn't be happier! I'm moving right along with my incessant puking, constant ass dragging and the fact that I can never time my eating right. I mean try to tell me I'm not hot. I'm a sexy mother. You can't convince me otherwise. But it's totally worth it because I get to bring this baby HOME! So bring the pain, I'll just eat through it!
Can we take a brief moment of silence for my BFF Rhi Rhi. I'm devastated. My tiny little celebrity safe haven has collapsed all around me. I mean if Chris Brown and Rhianna have become the Ike and Tina of our generation, what will become of my own life? I figure what with all the things I've managed to say and do to my own husband, if he hasn't beat me yet- I guess it ain't happenin'. I'm really sad about these turn of events, but I have to agree with my sister in thinking that this had to have been going on for a while. I mean I don't think men start out biting and beating you to within an inch of your life. He's at least slapped her around or bruised her here and there before. I just hope she does the right thing and sends the right message to her young fans, and cuts him off completely. If she doesn't, I fear that she'll send a very scary message to our youth. But seriously, is Chris Brown that big?? He's not old enough to have super-man strength yet. I'm fairly certain I could toss his little bity end. I guess I;ll no longer "Double your pleasure. Double your fun." Bummer. What ev.
Judge me if you like, but I'm going public with my latest epiphany. Teenage pregnancy- a little more understandable, I gotta say. I'm not advocating. I'm just sayin'. I'm way beat down some days, and I think to myself - at 18 I may have felt a little better. The older you get the harder this gets I'm tellin' you. Some of those knocked up 16 year olds - I don't know- they're not looking that stupid to me these days. Naturally I'm joking, but you get what I'm saying!
Okay- so I'm back on the blog I promise. I'll update with pics soon. I hope everyone is doing well. Lots of love (Heart, deep sigh)
Until next time, it's just another day in the life.
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Yea! You're back - and just as entertaining as ever.
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